Topic: Another bad one
in Forum: Humor
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A man and wife walked into a little shop while on vacation in the Orient. It was an odd out of the way place, and filled with strange things.
The wife noticed a funny looking pair of sandals.
She asked the shopkeeper about them. "Those are very special sandals. It turns the wearer into a passionate, creative, strong lover." The woman asked her husband to try them on.
He immediately got a strange look on his face, then grabbed the shop keeper and turned him around, bent him over the counter and put it to the shop keeper like he never had to anyone before.
"STOP, STOP" the shop keeper yelled, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"
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