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Another Blond Joke

Posted: 1/15/06 1:21pm Message 1 of 4
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Vette(s): Previous: 1984 Coupe, 1988 Maroon Coupe, 1989 Coupe, 2001 Roadster Present: 1967 Stingray Roadster, 1976 Stingray Coupe, 1989 Roadster..
Y'all seem to pick on us blonds so I'll beat you to the punch and add another one....



Subject: Milk

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
"I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Didn't you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I need to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."   


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Another Blond Joke

Posted: 1/15/06 6:45pm Message 2 of 4
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Another Blond Joke

Posted: 1/15/06 9:49pm Message 3 of 4
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Another Blond Joke

Posted: 1/16/06 11:42am Message 4 of 4
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I try also one :

do you now why a blonde carries a lunch-box in glass ???

 

so she can see if she go's to work or return at home ....

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(changed REALLY BIG image to a URL - Norsky) 

 

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