Topic: Another Blonde Joke for TUX
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases
it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of
the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them
and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The
lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It
wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is
going on here?
My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of
the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them
and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The
lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It
wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is
going on here?
My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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That was weak..... surely she was a redhead!
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[QUOTE=Ron 78]OOOOOOOH,MICKI Do you have a pair of those in the POOP
[/QUOTE]
Do you have a pair of those in the POOP[/QUOTE]
Heck no, I'm a redhead, so I carry the real thing! 
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