A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The
blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of  all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."   He takes her  hand and says, "second, I want you to relax, let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the
box."   

 Football analysis by a blonde


  A guy took his blonde girl friend to her
first football game.  They had great seats right behind their team's
bench... After the game, he
asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she
replied,
"especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a
coin and
one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming
was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents! I
hate
to think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR!!!!