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A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is .. an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLOND GETS EVEN!
He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is .. an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLOND GETS EVEN!
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Yeah rah for us blonds.... see there is a God in Heaven! 
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?, she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Three blondes ran into my office building yesterday........you think ONE of them would have seen it!
A blonde was driving down an old country road one day. While tooling along she noticed another blonde in a row boat in the middle of a dusty field paddling away like crazy but going no where. The blonde in the car immediately locked up her brakes, jumped out of her car and ran to the edge of the field yelling "Hey you in the boat, its stupid blondes like you that give us all a bad name, IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE A KICK YOUR ASS cilrah 38778.7455787037
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Two blondes are sitting on a park bench in Oklahoma one evening.
The first one looked up in the dark sky at the full moon and asked her friend "Which do you think is closer, the moon or Florida?"
The friend replied, "The moon of course. Can YOU see Florida?"
The first one looked up in the dark sky at the full moon and asked her friend "Which do you think is closer, the moon or Florida?"
The friend replied, "The moon of course. Can YOU see Florida?"
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Looks like we need to ask Adam to add a Blond Joke section to the forum. Ok, who wants to be the Moderator?
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This blond decides that today is the day that she will learn to ride a horse. After a few tries,she finally gets on. Once on, she grabs the reigns and wants to go faster,so she starts to kick the side of the horse and away she goes. Faster and faster until she starts to loose her grip. She starts to yell and scream and is ready to fall when the Walmart greeter runs over and un-plugs the horse...
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