WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really form the Associated Press)

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to anearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed hersitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, withboth hands behind the back of her head.One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned andwalked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and shelooked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied thatshe'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains infor over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the carbecause the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from herhead.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough onthe back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from theheat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of doughhit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what itwas, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passedout, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an houruntil someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is blonde.

Big Al