This is a story of a poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
 
He has a heart attack and dies. She calls a May day.
 
"May day ! May day ! Help me ! Help me ! My pilot is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me ! Please help me".
 
All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through the landing. I've have a lot of experience so just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
 
She says, "I"m 5'4 and I'm in the front seat."
 
"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father......Who art in Heaven........."