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Another Year Older......

Posted: 11/29/12 9:49am Message 1 of 2
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Vette(s): 2005 Daytona Sunset Orange Metallic Coupe --------------------- Sold 1974 T-top, 4 spd to BillKS
Now that I'm another year older
here's a few things I've discovered:
 
1. I started out with nothing,
and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into
prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together,
and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being
absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being
absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older
than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the dog;
some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here;
I sure could use a few.

10. Kids in the back seat
cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat
cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when
you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to
your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes,
he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards,
why does everyone want to play chess?

16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . .
they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut
and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking
about the hereafter . . ..I go somewhere
to get something, and then wonder
what I'm hereafter

19. Funny, I don't remember
being absent-minded.

 



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Re: Another Year Older......

Posted: 11/29/12 7:03pm Message 2 of 2
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Me too...............but I wish I could remember what!Confused


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