Anti-Terrorism Day!
PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY IS APPRECIATED

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY. AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL PATROITC AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED
TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Sounds like a very worthy cause.

LOL

Ken Styer

Woot!! Is it ok if I bring a 12-pack instead of the recommended 6?

Scot

Outstanding idea. We can call it "Drop your top against terrorism" and make it a movement. Convertibles need not apply.

red70vette said: Outstanding idea. We can call it "Drop your top against terrorism" and make it a movement. Convertibles need not apply.

Yep,three things I stand for:naked women,beer,& the defeat of terrorism...all on the came day!