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Attention! Blonde Joke

Posted: 1/17/07 11:55am Message 1 of 5
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Texas Blonde in Minnesota

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi , my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says.. "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!




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Attention! Blonde Joke

Posted: 1/17/07 12:26pm Message 2 of 5
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Probably happens more often than you realize...!!!
 
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Attention! Blonde Joke

Posted: 1/17/07 2:31pm Message 3 of 5
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Very timely. Was it a joke or a true story?Wink


 
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Posted: 1/17/07 6:26pm Message 4 of 5
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Awwww pleeeze don't get her started on da BLOND Jokes again.....AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH


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Posted: 1/17/07 9:57pm Message 5 of 5
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[QUOTE=Tuxblacray]Awwww pleeeze don't get her started on da BLOND Jokes again.....AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH [/QUOTE]
 
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