General automotive tools that can sometimes be Corvette specific...


Hammer
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate expensive chrome and painted scooter parts not
far from the object we are trying to hit.

Mechanic's Knife
Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered
to your front door; works particularly well on boxes containing leathers or bike covers.

Electric Hand Drill
Normally used for spinning steel Pop rivets in their holes until you die of
old age, but it also works great for drilling roll bar mounting holes in the
floor of a sports car just above the brake line that goes to the rear axle.

Vice-Grips
Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
Oxy-Acetylene torch Used almost entirely for lighting those stale garage cigarettes you keep hidden in the back of the Whitworth socket drawer (What wife would think to look in there?) because you can never remember to buy lighter fluid for the Zippo
lighter you got from the PX at Fort Campbell.

Whitworth Sockets
Once used for working on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for hiding six-month old cigarettes from the sort of person who would throw them away for no good reason.
Drill Press A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your Coke across the room, splattering it against the Ducati poster over the bench grinder.
Wire Wheel Cleans rust off old bolts and then throws them somewhere under the work bench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned guitar call houses in about the time it takes you to say, "What the . . .!"
Hydraulic Bike Jack/Platform Ingeniously-designed tool for flipping bikes onto their sides, usually when you're alone in the shop.
Eight-Foot Long Douglas Fir 2X4 Used for levering a bike upright after using a hydraulic jack on the bike (see above).
Tweezers A tool for removing wood splinters (see above).

Phone
Tool for calling your neighbor Bubba to see if he has another hydraulic
floor jack (see above).

"Snap-On" Gasket Scraper
Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used
mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot.

E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor
A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is ten times harder than any known drill bit.

Timing Light
A stroboscopic instrument for illuminating grease buildup on crankshaft
pulleys.
Two-Ton Hydraulic Engine Hoist

A handy tool for testing the tensile strength of ground straps and hydraulic
clutch lines you may have forgotten to disconnect. Almost capable of lifting a Gold Wing off the floor.

Craftsman 1/2 x 16-Inch Screwdriver
A large motor mount prying tool that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end without the handle.

Battery Electrolyte Tester
A handy tool for transferring sulfuric acid from scooter battery to the
inside of your toolbox after determining that your battery is dead as a doornail, just as you thought.

Hacksaw
One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It
transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

Trouble Light
The mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine vitamin", which is not otherwise found in garages at night. Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 40-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading.

Phillips Screwdriver
Normally used to stab the lids of old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and
splash oil on your shirt; can also be used, as the name implies, to round off Phillips screw heads.

Crescent Wrench
This handy tool is also known as a variable, metric and SAE nut and bolt stripper. Although it's origins go back hundreds of years the Crescent Wrench has retained it’s ability to loosen up in use, causing a beautiful rounding of the nut in question as well as associated bloody knuckles. With the large flat head they work well as a replacement for a hammer.

Air Compressor
A machine that takes energy produced in a coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty suspension bolts last tightened 40 years ago by someone in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and rounds them off.

I've used most of those tools, but not usually for their intended use. I have a full collection of flat bladed screwdrivers with broken tips, hammers with broken wooden handles, saws with bent blades, a crescent wrench that falls apart when held incorrectly, etc.
Someday, I'm going to get them fixed or replaced.

At least we're all using the same basic tools, and achieving the same results