BBQ (mans way of giving woman a break from cooking)

HOW TO BARBECUE
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> > Barbecueing is the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
> > says, "Hey, let's have a barbecue tonight. I'll cook and you can
relax!",
> > this is what happens...
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> > 1. The man goes out to the patio, grabs a beer, and begins to prepare
> > the grill.
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> > 2. The woman goes to the store and buys all vegetables, meat, paper
> > plates, and so on.
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> > 3. The woman washes and chops the vegetables, fixes the salad, and
> > prepares the vegetables and side dishes and dessert.
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> > 4. The man sits down with another beer, lights the grill, and observes
> > it for a while to make sure it's working.
> > >
> > 5. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
> > with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is
> > lounging beside the grill, making sure it stays lit.
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> > 6. The man ceremoniously places the meat on the grill.
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> > 7. The woman goes inside to get the plates ready and check the
> > vegetables.
> > >
> > 8. The man double-checks the beer cooler and has another one. The
> > woman comes back out to remind the man that the meat is burning.
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> > 9. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
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> > 10. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
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> > 11. After eating, the woman clears the table, disposes of the trash
> > and does the dishes.
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> > 12. The man grabs a beer and goes inside to watch the game.
> > >
> > 13. The woman goes back outside and turns off the grill.
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> > 14. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off. Upon seeing
> > her annoyed reaction, he concludes that there's just no pleasing some women