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Topic: Best Menopause Question Ever!

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Best Menopause Question Ever!

Posted: 8/9/08 9:21am Message 1 of 15
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Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT   THE  GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT

ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! Dead

I'm sorry. What was the question?Dead

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Best Menopause Question Ever!

Posted: 8/9/08 9:25am Message 2 of 15
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Larry, you need to go out and drive that vette more.....yr startin to worrry me.......LOL
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Posted: 8/9/08 9:43am Message 3 of 15
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I think Ive heard that LIVE


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Posted: 8/9/08 12:13pm Message 4 of 15
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[QUOTE=rraider1]I think Ive heard that LIVE[/QUOTE] Bob, sorry that you had to relive the whole ordeal in print........as you are living it........Better days are coming...........we both hope!Thumbs%20Up


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Posted: 8/9/08 3:11pm Message 5 of 15
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Darn Larry,  didn't even know you knew my wife Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
 
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Posted: 8/9/08 8:25pm Message 6 of 15
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Vette(s): 1982 C3 Collectors Edition 44000 miles, sat in the sun most of its life, My wife purchased it for me for Father's Day in 2007 from her girlfriend that had it for 19 years. It is on the road again. I'm retired but it is now my daily driver.
All you guy better hope your wifes do not read the forum.. Wacko Or we will have lots of other stories to print.


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Posted: 8/9/08 8:33pm Message 7 of 15
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That would be funny if it weren't TRUE!!!!  Angry  (Yes...I'm THERE!!!!) 

Mark...shame on you....!!!  Evil%20Smile
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Best Menopause Question Ever!

Posted: 8/9/08 8:48pm Message 8 of 15
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[QUOTE=kkfinch] That would be funny if it weren't TRUE!!!!  Angry  (Yes...I'm THERE!!!!) 

Mark...shame on you....!!!  Evil%20Smile
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Poor Karen!Shocked  I feel for ya............hot flashes!!Dead  I've been there and done that and it's over.....my husband is still alive!LOL
 
I say Shame on YOU too, Mark!ShockedEvil%20Smile



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Best Menopause Question Ever!

Posted: 8/9/08 8:55pm Message 9 of 15
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Best Menopause Question Ever!

Posted: 8/9/08 9:14pm Message 10 of 15
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[QUOTE=my7T1]GeekYes Dear[/QUOTE]
 
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