A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
>
> The waitress asks for their orders.
>
> The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
> ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>
> A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be
> $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
> exact change for
> payment.
>
> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
> hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the
same."
>
> Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
>
> This becomes routine until the two enter again.
>
> "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will
> have a steak, baked potato, and
> salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
>
> Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be
$32.62."
>
> Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places
> it on the table.
>
> The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir.
> How do you manage to always
>
> come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
>
> "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
> found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me
two
> wishes.
>
> My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would
just
> put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always
be
> there."
>
> "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
> million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you
want
> for as long as you live!"
>
> "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
> exact money is always there," says the man.
>
> The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
>
> The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
> chick with a big hind end and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
>

Very good!