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Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The
father
answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a
date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from
my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male!"
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That's cute..
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Cute joke, Joel! 
Glad you came up with a funny one for a change......
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Glad you came up with a funny one for a change......
OEPS, i didn't say THAT......
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