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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a good redhead joke?
"The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, I think it's only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a redheaded girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a redheaded girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. a redhead with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a redhead and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a redhead and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters.
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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What's this "Redhead Stuff?" 
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[QUOTE=greypoupon69] What's this "Redhead Stuff?" [/QUOTE]
SEE?!?! Ya already gots tuh explain it tuh MICKI!!!
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SEE?!?! Ya already gots tuh explain it tuh MICKI!!!
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Hey Tux, ya know the first time I heard that joke, it was about Blondes.
You sure you didn't edit it?
Not that I care - it's still funny either way!
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Aw c'mon Marshall you've met me.... would I do sumfin like that?
Besidez Micki is alwayz quick ta pick on me (it'z da blond thang I reckon).
At any rate I'm purty shore dis iz a true story..... Tuxblacray 2007-04-23 11:04:18
Besidez Micki is alwayz quick ta pick on me (it'z da blond thang I reckon).
At any rate I'm purty shore dis iz a true story.....
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Thank god they weren't blondes!!! They wouldn't get it anyway!!! 
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[QUOTE=Tuxblacray]Aw c'mon Marshall you've met me.... would I do sumfin like that?
Besidez Micki is alwayz quick ta pick on me (it'z da blond thang I reckon).
At any rate I'm purty shore dis iz a true story..... [/QUOTE]
Besidez Micki is alwayz quick ta pick on me (it'z da blond thang I reckon).
At any rate I'm purty shore dis iz a true story.....
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Got to keep ya' on yer toes, TUX........I know your a "blonde" hiding behind that "Black C3 Vette." 
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