It's been a while since I have been home but I see you haven't let up on us poor ol blonds. Here is another one...

>> > The Blond Cowboy
>> >
>> > The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a
> blond
>> > cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat,
> gun, and
>> > his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
>> >
>> > As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed
> like
>> > this?
>> >
>> > The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar
> down
> the
>> > road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her
motor
> home
>> > with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and
asks
> me
> to
>> > pull off my shirt, so I did.
>> >
>> > Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ...
> so I
>> > did.
>> > Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts
> ... so
> I
>> > did.
>> >
>> > Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
> "Now go
>> > to town cowboy... ". And here I am.
>> >
>> > Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.
>> >

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHhAHHQHAHQAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH A

 

That dad-burned Sheriff aswore he wouldn't toll no-body 'bout that thar thang....

Okay.... so I found another blond guy joke that doesn't resmble me in any way. Ain't humor a wonderfl thing



The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait?

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


(Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,


"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

Tha's a good 'un!!

i try my shortest and ( best to me ) :

a blind and deff ( ?) guy went out hunting rabbits.
The blind one shoot and asked : did i have it ?
The deff one replyed : did you already shoot ?


NO offence to disabled persons ! just the mix....