Topic: Blonde Joke for Larry-"tux"
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The Dallas blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of a pet. As
she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.....The sign says:
" Sex Frogs "
$20 each
Comes with complete instructions
The Dallas ditz excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She leans over and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "Mister...I'll take one." As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions Ma'm..."
The blonde nods, quickly grabs the box, and zooms her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully...and does exactly what is
specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog beside you, and the frog will do
what he has been trained to do.
She quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her astonishment, nothing happens. The blonde is very disappointed, frustrated and upset.
She quickly re-reads the instructions and notices in fine print at the bottom of the paper; If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully...and does exactly what is
specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog beside you, and the frog will do
what he has been trained to do.
She quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her astonishment, nothing happens. The blonde is very disappointed, frustrated and upset.
She quickly re-reads the instructions and notices in fine print at the bottom of the paper; If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.
The blonde quickly calls the pet shop.
The man says, "Yes Ma'm, I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is knocking on her door. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions but the damn frog just sits there...!!"
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its eyes and says very sternly: "Look here... I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
The man says, "Yes Ma'm, I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is knocking on her door. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions but the damn frog just sits there...!!"
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its eyes and says very sternly: "Look here... I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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Ya know, that dang frog never did learn... 
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She may have been a blond but ...... I have these frogs ..... if interested please reply
Blond jokes.... oh the shame.... will it never stop!
Blond jokes.... oh the shame.... will it never stop!
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HECK NO....IT DOESN'T STOP.....TO BE CONTINUED!
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[QUOTE=Tuxblacray] .... I have these frogs ..... if interested please reply [/QUOTE]
Gee, Larry, do ya really want to advertise that?!?!
How much did you have to pay for them, and how long did it take before you realized they didn't "work"?!?!
Oh...wait.....I just replied didn't I ?!? Son of a b.....Adams' Apple 38947.7954282407
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Gee, Larry, do ya really want to advertise that?!?!
How much did you have to pay for them, and how long did it take before you realized they didn't "work"?!?!
Oh...wait.....I just replied didn't I ?!? Son of a b.....
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Joel,
I may hafta send over a reasonable facimile for you bro. (I'm only geared in 1 direction sorry) I'm afraid ya musta got one a them thar spotted toads.
Hey, jus fer some advice.... before that dude gets there try lickin the toad
, maybe it'l help.
I may hafta send over a reasonable facimile for you bro. (I'm only geared in 1 direction sorry) I'm afraid ya musta got one a them thar spotted toads.
Hey, jus fer some advice.... before that dude gets there try lickin the toad
, maybe it'l help. in Forum: Humor
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