Topic: Blonde Negotiation Secrets
in Forum: Humor
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Negotiation Secrets
A
plane is on its way to Toronto when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to
the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant sees her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for
economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.
“I’m blonde,” the blonde replies, “I’m beautiful; I’m going to Toronto and I’m
staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the corkpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot
that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who belongs in economy and
won’t move back to her seat. The
co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only
paid for economy, she will have to leave and return to the seat she paid for.
“I’m blonde,” the blonde replies, I’m beautiful; I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot returns to the corkpit and tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason. “You say she’s a blonde?” the pilot says. “I'll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and the co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
“I told her, ‘First class isn’t going to Toronto.’”
