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I thought this was funny, so I'm passing it on for all you C3-R's out there........ 
Blonde's Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top
was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!
What a year!!
Blonde's Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top
was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!
What a year!!
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I only semi-enjoy blond jokes. Being a blond I find most to be slightly funny. Having heritage from Kentucky is blond x redneck = double whammy. None the less fire at will, I am pretty sure the penetration will be minimal!
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Jeez Micki....sounds like you had a really bad year!
Just Kiddin!!
Just Kiddin!!
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[QUOTE=Adams' Apple] Jeez Micki....sounds like you had a really bad year!
Just Kiddin!! [/QUOTE]
I'm a redhead with that ugly grey poupon mustard color C3.....on the road......oh no!!!
Just Kiddin!!
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I'm a redhead with that ugly grey poupon mustard color C3.....on the road......oh no!!! �����
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ugly grey poop on?
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Okay, I was sent this today so I thought I would add this to the blond collection.
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from West Virginia arrives and bets twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral -
Not all West Virginians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from West Virginia arrives and bets twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral -
Not all West Virginians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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Loved the WV Joke. 
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