Topic: Brokeback mt. widow
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An 80 year old woman living on her late husbands sheepfarm, finally decided she needed more help. The only applicant was a gay cowboy. he promised he would work hard and not bother the other hands. She hired him and sure eough he lived up to his word. one Saturday night he was late coming home from town. The widow was up waiting for him with a fire burning, wine in her hand, and a sultry look. When he strolled in she told him to take his shoes off, then his shirt and then his pants. Wondering how he would please her....
She said,"Next time you wear my clothes to town, you are fired!"
She said,"Next time you wear my clothes to town, you are fired!"
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eeeew just hate the picture that painted....
someone please gouge out my eyeballs......
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WIDOW?!? I thought the title said WINDOW!!!
That's a good un, Bob!!
That's a good un, Bob!!
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That is just wrong in so many ways!!! 
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