> Bubba Had Shingles 
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> Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! 
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> Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? 
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> Here's what happened to Bubba: 
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> Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. 
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> Bubba said: "Shingles." 
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> So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. 
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> Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. 
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> Bubba said, "Shingles." 
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> So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. 
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> A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. 
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> Bubba said, "Shingles." 
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> So the nurse 
 gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. 
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> An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. 
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> Bubba said, "Shingles." 
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> The doctor asked, "Where?" 
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> Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??"