Some of me favorites!!


24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

4 out of 5 voices in my head say 'Go For It!'

43.8 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

A bad day of fishing turns into a good day of drinking.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

A fool and his money are my best friends.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.

A PBS mind in an MTV world.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

A pessimist is never disappointed.

A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.

Answer my prayer - steal this car.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

I guess I found a new "favorites" list!  Those are not only GREAT, and so true, but most are new to me.  (I slept last night, so most everything I see is new).  I wake up to a new world each day. And still thank the Lord for the privilege.

Excellent list Joel...thanks for sharing!

Scott

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"