The Center for Disease Control has released a list of

symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the

following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield.

Keep moving!
Shelia Woods, Director
Meals For Better Living
Senior Nutrition Program
Aging & Community Services
812-372-6918
www.agingandcommunityservices.org

So what you're saying is, if I get an urge to poop on a freshly waxed and polished Porsche, I'm sick???????

I don't know who did the study, or if it accurate.  But it has been estimated that the giant condor of prehistoric times would drop a 6 foot round ball of birdy doo doo.   Picture that hitting your windshield!

Sorry Ken, after that you would not picture anything..

Ya'll must not have a lot of trees around your homes. This is one reason I have white cars!! If it ain't bird poop, coon poop, possum poop, its tree sap.
I guarantee, there won't be a bird for 10 miles around the house, but, if I pull the covers off the '85, or take the '74 out of the garage, there'll be a whole flock havin a family reunion in the trees, in 2 seconds, all in need of pepto.