The Frenchman, an Englishman and a Cajun are captured by a fierce tribe of Indians.  

The chief walks up to them and says, "I have bad news and good news. The bad news is you all will die, and we will use your skin to make canoes. The good news is you can choose the way you die." 

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison."  When given the poison the Frenchman  shouts, "Viva la France !" and drinks it down.  The Englishman says, "A pistol for me." When given the pistol the Englishman  put the gun to his head and shouts, "God save the Queen!" and shoots himself. Boudreaux asks for a fork.  Puzzled, the chief hands him a fork, and Boudreaux starts stabbing himself all over his body, his stomach, his sides, his chest...everywhere.  

The blood gushes out all over, the chief is appalled and screams, "What are you doing?".

Boudreaux looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, T-boy!