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Posted: 3/17/11 5:03am Message 1 of 2

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Yesterday my daughter-in-law asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 69 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week! Wink

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

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