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Posted: 4/2/07 7:52am Message 1 of 6

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OlrustysGhost

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A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!

The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed "Here's four weeks pay", now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and ask "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

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Posted: 4/2/07 9:02am Message 2 of 6

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dwright

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Sounds like a typical hack and slasher.

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Posted: 4/2/07 10:02am Message 3 of 6

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That delivery guy was driving back to work thinkin..."SCORE!!"

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Posted: 4/2/07 7:30pm Message 4 of 6

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That's about how smart CEO's are..........I've never met a useful one yet...the pizza delivery dudes work harder.