Topic: Catholic heart attack
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at
a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions
regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law
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Very cute David. I'd like to see 'em collect that one 
..........(what's that guy doin' having a bypass if he can't pay for it ?)
..........(what's that guy doin' having a bypass if he can't pay for it ?)Jimmy B.
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That's great. 
I'd try it myself if I needed an operation, but couldn't get away with it.
I'd try it myself if I needed an operation, but couldn't get away with it.
Larry
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