We at Carnival Cruise Lines are not forgetting that a lot of entertainers promised to leave the country if George W. Bush were to be re-elected President. With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!

Attention: Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her "wife", Ed Asner, Janneane Garafalo, Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner (apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, and the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq or some similar sunny location. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay... at least FOUR MORE YEARS.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, John Edwards as cruise director, and Gray Davis, as Purser (the guy in charge of managing the money).

"Teh-RAY-sah" Heinz Kerry hopefully will be shoved somewhere below decks away from the media.

Monica Lewinsky will be the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl". Entertainment will be provided by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, and movies will be shown each evening by Michael Moore.

John Kerry will be our Life Guard based on his past experience of pulling people out of the water. He is also in charge of games and has eliminated "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard". Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them while playing.

Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and back-up Life Guard. He only qualifies as back-up Life Guard since his experience in rescuing people from drowning has not been too successful.

Revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will provide inspirational services, and Al Franken will give inspirational talks each afternoon.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please contact Senator Hillary Clinton. Her "village" can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

"Bon Voyage!"

Is this a great country or what?

that is brilliant, please come up with another one, and you forgot to mention bobby redford, do one with him.

Have you noticed,every one is either a has been or a wannabe!

JESUS CHRIST MAN YOU ARE SICK!!! LET IT GO!! THE LAST I LOOKED WE ALL ARE AMERICANS AND CAN SAY WHATEVER!!! GO SEE A DOCTOR TO REMOVE ALL THE SICK HATE THAT IS INSIDE YOU. MAY GOD GIVE YOUR MIND SOME REST!!!
CONNIE

TWEETY said: JESUS CHRIST MAN YOU ARE SICK!!! LET IT GO!! THE LAST I LOOKED WE ALL ARE AMERICANS AND CAN SAY WHATEVER!!! GO SEE A DOCTOR TO REMOVE ALL THE SICK HATE THAT IS INSIDE YOU. MAY GOD GIVE YOUR MIND SOME REST!!! CONNIE

I'm American.I cant say anything though,huh?

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Easy Connie, It's a Joke. That's all. I thought it was funny.

That was great!!! Do "CELEBRITY" types ever think before the speak or are they just so used to reading from a script they have no original thoughts. As the saying goes "put up or shut up"!!!

Connie,
Just a little computer etiquette lesson here. And I'm not picking on you. I noticed that when you reply to threads you use all caps. That is considered shouting. Unless you are mad or are emphasizing a point please type proper so we know what your mindset or feelings are.
And just a reminder to everyone....this is still a General NON vette discussion forum here. So be nice.
Sarge

I thought it was a funny bit.
But I guess if I was a Democrat, I wouldn't be laughing.
Now we need to put the differences aside and come together to make this the great country it is.
We have some tough challenges ahead and we will need everyone pulling in the same direction.

(cliche) "If you aren't part of the soultion, you are part of the problem."

God Bless America!