>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Virginity  like bubble, one prick, all gone .
> >
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >Man  who run in front of car get tired .
> >
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Man  who run behind car get exhausted .
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Man  with hand in pocket feel corky all day .
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *
> >Foolish  man give wife grand piano, wise man give
> wife upright  organ.
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Man  who walk through airport turnstile sideways
> going to  Bangkok .
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> >
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Man  who scratch ass should not bite  fingernails .
> >
> >* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
> >
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Baseball  is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk
> .
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Panties  not best thing on earth! But next to best
> thing on  earth .
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> >
> >War  does not determine who is right, war determine
> who is  left .
> >
> >
> >
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *
> >Wife  who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
> cat  house.
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Man  who fight with wife all day get no piece at
> night .
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >It take many  nails to build crib, but one screw to
> fill  it .
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Man  who drive like hell, bound to get there .
> >
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Man  who stand on toilet is high on pot .
> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >Man  who live in glass house should change clothes
> in  basement .
> >*~**~*~*~! *~*~*~*~ *
> >Man  who fish in other man's well often catch
> crabs.
> >*~**~*~*~! *~*~*~*~*
> >Crowded  elevator smell different to midget.
> >*~**~*~*~! *~*~*~*~*
> >
> >--
> >Common Ground, Common Sense.

Now that's what they should put in fortune cookies