Topic: Christmas Decorations
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I can't take credit for this, it was forwarded to me in e-mail.
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”
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I beat ya, Marshall.... I posted it about 10pm in the Humor section. 
It's really a funny display!!! 
It's really a funny display!!!
Larry
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
When I get home from work I gotta show this to my wife! She'll love it!
Barry
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That reminds me of me putting up the Christmas decorations!!!
Happy Holidays to
All !!
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I like it!
ebo
Looks like Clark Griswald lives in your neighborhood.
The more I look at it, the more I laugh.
He should have gotten a picture of the old lady on the ladder.
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I showed this one to my wife. I was crackin up!! An she says, "that's definatly your kinda humor"......................Ya know..........she's right. I got the ladder up I jus gotta finish stuffin the dummy. 
Oh an my blonde wife also says, " how can he hang on fer that long".......
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