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Classes for Women

Posted: 1/28/14 1:16pm Message 1 of 2
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Men Teaching Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT   LEARNING   CENTER
 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By March 15,  2014 


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . 

Class 1 
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
 

Class 2
 
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
 

Class 3
 
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 4
 
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
 
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 


Class 5
 
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
 

Class 6
 
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and  Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups. 

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM 


Class 7
 
  Can a  Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
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Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. 


Class 8
 
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 9 

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 


Class 10
 
How to  Parallel   Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined 


Class 12
 
How to Shop by Yourself.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

 

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Re: Classes for Women

Posted: 1/28/14 4:17pm Message 2 of 2
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I know someone who needs that class (but won't say who).   Ouch
 
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