FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 
8 years old.  Hateful little bastage.  Bites! 
 
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 corker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. 
 
FREE PUPPIES. 
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. 
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound. 
 
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. 
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. 
Better be a big reward. 
 
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. 
Also 1 gay bull for sale. 
 
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! 
Must sell washer and dryer $100. 
 
WEDDING DRESS FOR  SALE . 
Worn once by mistake.  Call Stephanie. 
 
And the best one: 
 
FOR  SALE BY OWNER. 
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.  Excellent condition.  $200 or best offer.  No longer needed, Got married last month.  Wife knows f *****g everything.