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Coincidence...

Posted: 10/11/13 1:24pm Message 1 of 2
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Subject: Coincidence.........

Definition of the word " coincidence ":

A chicken farmer went to the local bar ....He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".

" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I'm celebrating."

" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence" said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked: " What are you celebrating?"

" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".

"What a coincidence!" said the man.  " I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. "

"This is awesome" said the woman.  " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

" I used a different rooster," the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence."



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Re: Coincidence...

Posted: 10/11/13 5:28pm Message 2 of 2
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