Topic: Corney Halloween Jokes
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Halloween jokes
Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: What do witches put in their hair?
A: Scare spray!
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately...
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?
A: Tweets...
Q: What song does Dracula hate?
A: "You Are My Sunshine"
Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: What's a haunted chicken?
A: A poultry-geist
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers
Q: Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested?
A: In a red blood cell!
Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin
Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape.
Q: What's a mummy's favorite music?
A: Ragtime.
Q: What do you get if you crossed a rabbit with a wolf?
A: You'd get a harewolf.
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: What do witches put in their hair?
A: Scare spray!
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately..
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?
A: Tweets...
Q: What song does Dracula hate?
A: "You Are My Sunshine"
Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: What's a haunted chicken?
A: A poultry-geist
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers
Q: Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested?
A: In a red blood cell!
Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin
Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape.
Q: What's a mummy's favorite music?
A: Ragtime.
Q: What do you get if you crossed a rabbit with a wolf?
A: You'd get a harewolf.
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How about: Why didn't the witch get pregnant?..........because her husband had a holloweenie......... corvette440hp 2008-10-31 19:00:16
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