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FROZEN CRABS and THE BLONDE
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs,
and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying
frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded
to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the
entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please
raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up .... So she took them home and ate them and they were
simply delicious.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some people might think.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs,
and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying
frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded
to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the
entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please
raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up .... So she took them home and ate them and they were
simply delicious.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some people might think.
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Lifetime MemberGood one, Bruce! 
Jaws79 2011-07-11 14:34:17
Barry
I will re-tell that one
in Forum: Humor
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