Dance of the Dresses

Jennifer’s wedding day was approaching.  Nothing could dampen her excitement—not even her parents’ nasty divorce.  Her mother had found the perfect dress and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new trophy wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!  Jennifer asked the woman to exchange it, but she refused.  “Absolutely not!  I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, “Never mind, sweetheart.  I’ll get another dress.  After all, it’s your special day.”

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.  When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, “Aren’t you going to return the other dress?  You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.”