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Topic: Dangerous Virus Warning!

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Dangerous Virus Warning!

Posted: 6/14/05 12:39pm Message 1 of 6
C3RVETTE
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Anacortes, WA - USA
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Vette(s): 1979 Red #72 C3 Corvette,T-350,Black interior,air,tilt/tele,K&N.And a 1978 Olds Cutlass 350/350,auto,air,2-dr.,buckets
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.


This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you

receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via

any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life

completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on

and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known

as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).



The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-
All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the
next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the
antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.



Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already
been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-
Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).



Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent
-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.



Jon,-Majestic Glass Corvette Club-....Red #72,blk.interior,1979 C3 Corvette-TH350,Weiand,Holley,glass tops,Pioneer,3.55's,K&N,Dynomax,Flowmaster 40's,Energy Suspension,Spicer,VB&P(pics soon); 1978 Olds Cutlass Supreme 350/350,Dk. Blue 2-door Coupe-Hotchkis,PST,K&N,XM...'99 Mitsubishi Galant GTZ V6,black/grey leather,intake,strut bars,tint... |IMG|http://www.msnusers.com/cutlasscorvetteworkinprogress/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=63|/IMG|

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Dangerous Virus Warning!

Posted: 6/14/05 1:27pm Message 2 of 6
SWestLT1
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You have to be real careful with these remedies, as they reduce or even eliminate immunity to the Cars-RVs-And-SUVs-Hitting one another (CRASH) virus.....


Dangerous Virus Warning!

Posted: 6/14/05 6:35pm Message 3 of 6
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Damn...I got it! Now how do I pass it on to someone else?



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Dangerous Virus Warning!

Posted: 6/14/05 8:45pm Message 4 of 6
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Vette(s): 1977 L-82 originally white/buckskin interior. Currently undergoing a frame-off resto. and modifications.YEEHAW!!!

[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]Damn...I got it! Now how do I pass it on to someone else?
[/QUOTE]

Oh Man,

I think you just did.

Alan




Dangerous Virus Warning!

Posted: 6/14/05 11:27pm Message 5 of 6
C3RVETTE
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Vette(s): 1979 Red #72 C3 Corvette,T-350,Black interior,air,tilt/tele,K&N.And a 1978 Olds Cutlass 350/350,auto,air,2-dr.,buckets
[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]Damn...I got it! Now how do I pass it on to someone else?
[/QUOTE] It was originally an email..


Jon,-Majestic Glass Corvette Club-....Red #72,blk.interior,1979 C3 Corvette-TH350,Weiand,Holley,glass tops,Pioneer,3.55's,K&N,Dynomax,Flowmaster 40's,Energy Suspension,Spicer,VB&P(pics soon); 1978 Olds Cutlass Supreme 350/350,Dk. Blue 2-door Coupe-Hotchkis,PST,K&N,XM...'99 Mitsubishi Galant GTZ V6,black/grey leather,intake,strut bars,tint... |IMG|http://www.msnusers.com/cutlasscorvetteworkinprogress/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=63|/IMG|

Dangerous Virus Warning!

Posted: 6/15/05 4:45pm Message 6 of 6
Sixty Eight Shark
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Joined: 5/16/2005
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Vette(s): 1968 LeMans Blue convertible / 4 speed / with a 1969 350/350hp engine,factory sidepipes, I added a AM/FM AC Delco 8 trax for feel THE 68 IS SOLD AND NOW I HAVE A '97 C-5 / 6 speed HELL OF A VETTE !!!!
I've had this virus for 25 years or so, the only cure is getting in my Vette and driving  at least once a day. Then I forget about the virus for 10 to 50 miles  repeat as needed   !!!!!!!!!!!


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