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Topic: Democrat, Republican or Southerner

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Democrat, Republican or Southerner

Posted: 3/4/07 10:01am Message 1 of 10
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manget1
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Indianapolis, IN - USA
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Vette(s): Silver 1974 Convertible - L82 4 speed Low miles (was only 8,900 when I bought it in March 2006) - Now 54K miles. Original owner bought it as an investment for son's college expenses. 2008 Jetstream Blue Convertible
ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR A SOUTHERNER?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.  The answer can be
found by posing the following question:

   You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.  Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises
the knife, and charges at you.

   You are carrying a Glock 40 cal, and you are an expert shot.  You
have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.  What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

   Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

   Does the man look poor!  Or oppressed?  Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

   Could we run away?  What does my wife think?  What about the kids?
   What does the law say about this situation?

   Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? 
 
   Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

   Should I call 9-1-1?  Why is this street so deserted?  We need to
raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
Republican's Answer:

   BANG!

Southerner's Answer: 

   BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG! 
Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!
BANG! BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  Click

   Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!  Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?

   Son: Can I shoot the next one!

 
   Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!
manget12007-03-04 10:03:45


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Democrat, Republican or Southerner

Posted: 3/4/07 10:22am Message 2 of 10
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I'm a SOUTHERNER  and proud of it. Gene

NEVER FORGET 9/11/2001


Democrat, Republican or Southerner

Posted: 3/4/07 2:31pm Message 3 of 10
Okie Dude
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Eastern Oklahoma County, OK - USA
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Same here, no apologies!


Democrat, Republican or Southerner

Posted: 3/4/07 2:44pm Message 4 of 10
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Wichita, KS - USA
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Another Southerner.  Sure glad they have the concealed carry law here in Kansas. 
 
Larry



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Democrat, Republican or Southerner

Posted: 3/4/07 3:47pm Message 5 of 10
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Larry;

Welcome to the club!  The Concealed Carry Club that is.  Now we Okies and Texans can make it to Nebraska without issueRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing



Democrat, Republican or Southerner

Posted: 3/4/07 4:37pm Message 6 of 10
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Cramerton, NC - USA
Joined: 8/22/2006
Posts: 1094
Vette(s): black 1982 coupe slate gray interior, 350 crossfire, 1985 fuel pump, Steeroids R&P conversion
Southerner all my life, with a concealed carry permit as well.


Democrat, Republican or Southerner

Posted: 3/4/07 5:18pm Message 7 of 10
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Jeffm
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Sebago Lake, ME - USA
Joined: 2/15/2007
Posts: 964
Vette(s): 1978 Silver Anniversary L82 4spd (M21) Red Leather. Pace Car is in the hands of a new caretaker.
Frustrated living in a blue state, its good to see common sense still exist in other parts. 


Democrat, Republican or Southerner

Posted: 3/4/07 6:05pm Message 8 of 10
zgator
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Savannah, GA - USA
Joined: 1/20/2005
Posts: 936
Vette(s): 1982CE,32,000 and counting. (fast!!) 1981 Vette, black on black. ZZ4 (quick!!)
I'm a souther who happes to vote Republican


Democrat, Republican or Southerner

Posted: 3/4/07 6:12pm Message 9 of 10
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Irving, TX - USA
Joined: 8/21/2004
Posts: 4273
Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
.........Southerner for dang sure, cowboy! Big%20smile


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Democrat, Republican or Southerner

Posted: 3/5/07 6:04pm Message 10 of 10
daveb12
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KERNERSVILLE, NC - USA
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Posts: 1355
Vette(s): 1968 L-71 convertible
Southerner?
OH HELL YEAH!
Permit for concealed carry? Here's a real problem! In order to do that, you have to tell them you own a gun! Then the Dem's change the law again, go to the permits, find out who owns guns and take them away!
Let me run right out and get a permit!



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