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Democrats good! Republicans baad!

Posted: 10/3/04 6:35pm Message 1 of 34
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Lemme see; have I got this straight?

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists- good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted - good...
Saddam turned over for trial - bad...

Ahh, it's so confusing!

Every year an independent tax watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden on Americans, and then calculates the "Tax Freedom Day". This is the day after which the money you earn goes to you, not the government.

This year, tax freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has been since 1991. Its latest day ever was May 2nd, which occurred in 2000. Notice anything special about those dates?

Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he claimed Americans are actually paying more taxes under Bush, despite the tax cuts. He gave no explanation and provided no data for this claim.

Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John Kerry are wealthy men. Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry owns 4 mansions, all worth several million dollars. (His ski resort home in Idaho is an old barn brought over from Europe in pieces. Not your average A-frame).

Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid $90,000. Does that sound right? The man who wants to raise your taxes obviously has figured out a way to avoid paying his own.

Pass this on. Only 35 days until the election!!!
Don't get Kerryed away in November! Let's make the liberals feel Bushed!!! |thumb| |saluteflag|


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Democrats good! Republicans baad!

Posted: 10/3/04 9:28pm Message 2 of 34
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Thats! why I'am voting for John Kerry and Jane fonda for president and v.p. for the new USSA ( Unitied Socialist States of America)....... I'am what? |headscratch|.....I'am also goin to join up for its new army to fight against whats left of the USA....huh??......I'am goin to fight to make sure my ten member ellegal alien familey keeps those welfare checks, food stamps and free medical benefits rollin in while those red bellies work there fingers to the bone......What do you mean I'am a racist, I'am a DEMOCRATE!!

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Democrats good! Republicans baad!

Posted: 10/3/04 10:00pm Message 3 of 34
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So I guess there's some political scandal in North Dakota and the democrats are talking shit. Some dude is accusing the republican governor of providing a tourism contract to an advertising company (the president of which contributed over 20 grand to the governor's campaigning) unfairly or illegally or whatever, when he himself has been sneaking money for years. did I mention that the president of that advertising company is the father of the guy that's been my best friend for oh...6 years? they're the biggest catholic family ever, he got up at 4 am the day after prom to make eggs, bacon, and chocolate chip pancakes for the 10 prom-goers that had crashed in his basement...for heaven's sake I've never even heard this man CUSS. yeah. he took a multi-grand advertising contract illegally. did I mention I want to shoot all democrats in this state?


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Democrats good! Republicans baad!

Posted: 10/4/04 8:43am Message 4 of 34
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You guys know the Democratic Presidential motto, right?
"Do as I say, not as I do" In Kerry's case, it has to be modified though, "Do as I say, but keep checking back, because it's been known to change, not as I do"

Matt


Democrats good! Republicans baad!

Posted: 10/4/04 9:48am Message 5 of 34
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Just for the record I am a democrat however I try to be as non-biased as possible. There are lots of good republicans I just can’t think of many that have served as President of the United States. I am sorry to announce this but our economy over the past 4 years has slipped into the toilet, unemployment is at an all time high (Bush’s father and Regan before him had this honor). During the Clinton years you would be hard pressed to walk 10 feet without tripping over a help wanted sign. I don't care who Clinton sleeped with, Times were good. Now that Baby Bush shipped MILLIONS of jobs over seas via his tax incentives for large corporations we now have this unemployment situation. The national deficit was at an all time low thanks to Clinton, this was no easy task as Reagan and Bush posted the largest in US history (as a matter of fact Regan ran it up more than ALL prior Presidents combined). I am not a big Kerry supporter however I am TIRED of the crap that Baby Bush is pulling, where are the WMD? If you follow the world stage ANYONE with ½ a brain knows that Korea is the real threat to peace (they DO have nukes). The fact of the matter is that Baby Bush needed a reason to stomp Saddam’s butt (this is because his daddy was too impotent to take on the UN), now the rest of America will have to pay the bill for this. This is NOT to say I am unpatriotic in the least bit I will be happy to pick up a gun and fight for my country, I stand behind our service men and women 100% I simply disagree with how Bush is trying to accomplish this "freedom for Iraq" without any help from the rest of the world. I am not one to criticize without offering suggestions so I think that ALL media should be removed from Iraq and let the military do what it does best without the kid gloves (now that is a republican view point). While I am at it Bush and his followers seem to be hanging on to small issues as Bush has a proven track record with failure, the economy, his foreign policy (except how he dealt with china on that spy plane issue a few years ago). At least Kerry will bring in some new blood and fresh ideas, Bush and his ilk are going to bankrupt this country if he gets elected for another 4 years mark my words on that.
Also while we are talking about Bush, did any of you watch the 911 hearings on C-Span? It was proven that Bush and his administration had LOTS of warning of an imminent attack on US soil yet he NEVER took heed. He ignored several intelligent sources and just failed miserably to open his eyes and find a way to alert the public. Kerry served in Vietnam at the VERY least he was in the country, Bush was a part of the Coastal defence (what kind of crap is that)Then Bush has the balls to defame Kerry on his service record? Bush can’t do any better because he knows he is an idiot. Well that’s my $.02 I am voting for Kerry as he is the lesser of the two evils, he has a better shot at turning this country around than GW goes.


Tom

PS. In case anyone wants to see exactly how intellectually deficient Bush is check this site out.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

or if you want the "dirt" as Bush likes to throw check this out..

http://www.realchange.org/bushjr.htm



PSS. Almost forgot to mention...

Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...<that was just the first year of occupation>

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good... <what felonies? he got his rocks off with an intern, sorry but thats not a felony. why not talk about Bush's DUI or the fact that he has done cocaine?>

Economy on upswing under Bush - bad... (who's economy? China's? i don't know if you noticed or not but ours is in the crapper>

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad... <neither are right>

No mass graves found in Serbia - good... < i think you may want to check your records... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1426024.stm >


Just think for yourselves when you go to the poles.





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|UPDATED|10/4/2004 9:48:27 AM (AZT)|/UPDATED|



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Democrats good! Republicans baad!

Posted: 10/4/04 10:10am Message 6 of 34
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What he said ,,,,,,,,,, enough of the bushit


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Democrats good! Republicans baad!

Posted: 10/4/04 12:37pm Message 7 of 34
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What tommyboy said"Clinton commits felonies while in office - good... <what felonies? he got his rocks off with an intern, sorry but thats not a felony." So its not a felony to lie about it under oath in front of a grand jury,huh? Then lie to the American people about it on national TV,& to your wife...who you then send out to unknowingly confirm that lie!How easy it is to forget the relevant facts when it goes against your misguided beliefs! |laugh|


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Democrats good! Republicans baad!

Posted: 10/4/04 4:32pm Message 8 of 34
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What is it with the right wing ,,,,,,,,,,, every forum you go to there is a spokesman jamming the party line down everyone elses throat ! I long to see the day when the voters take the time to NOT pull the party lever . Politics and religion are not something to jammed down the throats of the ordinary man . And it certainly is NOT a corvette topic ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

PS the left also likes to force feed

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Posted: 10/4/04 5:14pm Message 9 of 34
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 4webers said: What is it with the right wing ,,,,,,,,,,, every forum you go to there is a spokesman jamming the party line down everyone elses throat ! I long to see the day when the voters take the time to NOT pull the party lever . Politics and religion are not something to jammed down the throats of the ordinary man . And it certainly is NOT a corvette topic ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

PS the left also likes to force feed

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Democrats good! Republicans baad!

Posted: 10/4/04 5:28pm Message 10 of 34
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Why don't we keep this a corvette site and forget about the election. Lets remain friends in the best nation in the world but, lets support our troops. |saluteflag| |saluteflag| |saluteflag|


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