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Topic: Diet ?

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Diet ?

Posted: 4/24/07 6:06am Message 1 of 8
warbird
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Roseland, NJ - USA
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Vette(s): 1974, 454 with 4 on the floor, matching numbers.
This morning I was standing next to a very fat fellow at a urinal, when
 suddenly for no apparent reason he confided in me that he "hadn't seen his thingie in 15 years".
 
  Not knowing why he suddenly decided to confide such personal information to
 a complete stranger, and not knowing what else to say and wanting to be
 helpful, I said, "Why don't you diet?"

  Giving me a surprised sideways stare, he said,
 
  "Dye it? What color is it now


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Diet ?

Posted: 4/24/07 6:10am Message 2 of 8
OlrustysGhost
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Diet ?

Posted: 4/24/07 6:11am Message 3 of 8
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Vette(s): #1-1974 L-48 4spd Cp Med Red Metallic/Black deluxe int w/AC/tilt/tele./p/w-p/b/ Am-Fm/map light National/Regional/Chapter NCRS "Top Flight" #2-1985 Bright Red/Carmine Cp.L-98/auto Member: NCRS, NCRS Texas, Corvette Legends of Texas

Didn't see that one coming!!!


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Diet ?

Posted: 4/24/07 1:58pm Message 4 of 8
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Vette(s): #1 -1969 Corvette Coupe Riverside Gold, black interior,MN,A/C,350/350,PS,PB,window cranks. #2 -2000 C5, black/black, 6 sp, Bose system & lots of buttons.
Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing..........Hilarious!.............Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing


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Diet ?

Posted: 4/24/07 2:27pm Message 5 of 8
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Diet ?

Posted: 4/24/07 3:10pm Message 6 of 8
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I didn't see that one coming either......good one!!     


Diet ?

Posted: 4/24/07 6:47pm Message 7 of 8
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Didn't see it comin either, ya might say ya snuck one in under the belt.
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Diet ?

Posted: 4/25/07 5:08am Message 8 of 8
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Vette(s): Previous: 1984 Coupe, 1988 Maroon Coupe, 1989 Coupe, 2001 Roadster Present: 1967 Stingray Roadster, 1976 Stingray Coupe, 1989 Roadster..
Oh Cookie, that thar weren't right.... Funny but shorely not right!


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