Dig This.....

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York

scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years

and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already

had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that

followed in California, an archaeologist dug to a depth of

20 feet. Shortly thereafter, headlines in the LA Times

newspaper read, "California archaeologists have found

traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded

that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech

communications network a hundred years earlier

than the New Yorkers."

One week later, The Daily Press, a local newspaper in

Pennsylvania, reported the following, "After digging as 

deep as 30 feet in his pasture near the West Branch of

the Clarion River, in Elk County, Pa., Bubba Mitchell,

a self-taught archaeologist and graduate of UPB in

Bradford reported that he found absolutely nothing. 

Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago,

Pennsylvania had already gone wireless! 

Thank God for Bubba.

Who said Pennsylvanians were hicks?