Don't  talk to my parrot .
>
> Wanda's  dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman.
> Since  she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
> 'I'll leave the key under the mat Fix the dishwasher, leave  the bill on
> the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by  the way don't worry
> about my dog Spike. He won't bother  you.'
>
> 'But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY  circumstances, talk to
> my parrot!'
>
> 'I MUST STRESS TO YOU:  DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'
>
> When  the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
> day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has  ever seen.
> But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
> watching the repairman go about his work.
>
> The  parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
> incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
>
> Finally  the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and
> yelled,
>
> 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'
>
> To which the parrot replied,
>
> 'Get him Spike!'