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'Do you know who I am!'

Posted: 1/20/04 10:02pm Message 1 of 6
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Subject: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?


FM 100.7 ( A local radio station) was doing one of their "is anyone listening" bits this morning. The first one was, "Ever have a celebrity pull the 'Do you know who I am' routine?"
A woman called in and said that a few years back, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT., they had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes. Lots of other rancher types and their spouses were already waiting.

In comes Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. They want a table. The hostess says they'll have to wait about 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asks the hostess if she knows who she is. "Yes, but you'll still have to wait 45 minutes. " Then Jane says, "Is the manager in?" The manager comes out, "May I help you?" "Do you know who I am?" ask both Jane and Ted. "Yes, but these folks have all been waiting already and I can't put you in ahead of them." Then Ted asks to speak to the owner. The owner comes out. Jane again asks, "Do you know who I am?"

The owner says, "Yes, I do. Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this restaurant and a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of all of my friends and neighbors here, but you also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye." Only in America, what a great country! Keep passing this on. We never forget the un prosecuted traitor!


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'Do you know who I am!'

Posted: 1/20/04 11:58pm Message 2 of 6
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AMEN BROTHER!!! I'm too young to have in Vietnem...but my father had his leg messed up pretty good over there.
I'll never forget what she has done, either. I don't care if former President Clintonista pardoned her, I HAVEN'T!!!
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'Do you know who I am!'

Posted: 1/21/04 12:19am Message 3 of 6
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My dad was KIA in Vietnam,after 3 tours in SE Asia.He was a Navy pilot. |saluteflag|


Jon,-Majestic Glass Corvette Club-....Red #72,blk.interior,1979 C3 Corvette-TH350,Weiand,Holley,glass tops,Pioneer,3.55's,K&N,Dynomax,Flowmaster 40's,Energy Suspension,Spicer,VB&P(pics soon); 1978 Olds Cutlass Supreme 350/350,Dk. Blue 2-door Coupe-Hotchkis,PST,K&N,XM...'99 Mitsubishi Galant GTZ V6,black/grey leather,intake,strut bars,tint... |IMG|http://www.msnusers.com/cutlasscorvetteworkinprogress/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=63|/IMG|

'Do you know who I am!'

Posted: 1/22/04 9:25am Message 4 of 6
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Very cool story. Clinton may have pardoned her, but in the end I'd like to know what the "Big Guy" from above has in store for her.
BTW, I do find it kind of fun making a visit to the men's room of a local VFW post. (she's pictured in the urinal for those of you who didn't know.)
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'Do you know who I am!'

Posted: 1/22/04 9:49am Message 5 of 6
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I love these urban legends stories! That's the true benefit of the internet, word of mouth becomes reality because it's in print. To read about this and many other funnier ones, go to this website:
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http://urbanlegends.miningco.com/


'Do you know who I am!'

Posted: 1/22/04 11:56am Message 6 of 6
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Oh,I believe it!, or something similar has happened with "Miss" Fonda,somewhere,sometime,even IF this story isnt it! |smokin| |saluteflag|


Jon,-Majestic Glass Corvette Club-....Red #72,blk.interior,1979 C3 Corvette-TH350,Weiand,Holley,glass tops,Pioneer,3.55's,K&N,Dynomax,Flowmaster 40's,Energy Suspension,Spicer,VB&P(pics soon); 1978 Olds Cutlass Supreme 350/350,Dk. Blue 2-door Coupe-Hotchkis,PST,K&N,XM...'99 Mitsubishi Galant GTZ V6,black/grey leather,intake,strut bars,tint... |IMG|http://www.msnusers.com/cutlasscorvetteworkinprogress/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=63|/IMG|

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