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Dog For Sale: OR free to good home.
Answers to the name of Dolly.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as "holy sh*t!!"
Your help will be appreciated. ...
Here is a pic of sweet Dolly
Answers to the name of Dolly.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as "holy sh*t!!"
Your help will be appreciated. ...
Here is a pic of sweet Dolly
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There ya go Tux, the answer to your break-in problem. 
I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas... 
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I would be afraid that Dolly might eat my wifes 75 lbs. Basset Hound. I thought that he went through the dog food pretty quick but this Mastiff I believe would put him to shame.
Holy Sh*t!! is right 
How many kids are missing in the neighborhood?
How many kids are missing in the neighborhood?
He could pull your Vette home if you break down.
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What I find hard to believe is that Tux actually has a 75 lbs Basset Hound, man thats one giant Hush Puppy
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[QUOTE=cilrah] What I find hard to believe is that Tux actually has a 75 lbs Basset Hound, man thats one giant Hush Puppy [/QUOTE]
I feed, groom,take care of him but technically he is my wifes. Yes, he is every bit of good natured / loving 75lbs.
Heck he's lower to the ground than our Vettes. Everything he's got is draggin the ground as he walks. But, he's always smilin.....
On the other hand though Holy Crap (or dolly as was pinned for our PG13 viewing crowd) here is a dog of a whole different ball game. I can't begin to imagine walking up unexpectedly on this beast.
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I feed, groom,take care of him but technically he is my wifes. Yes, he is every bit of good natured / loving 75lbs.
Heck he's lower to the ground than our Vettes. Everything he's got is draggin the ground as he walks. But, he's always smilin.....
On the other hand though Holy Crap (or dolly as was pinned for our PG13 viewing crowd) here is a dog of a whole different ball game. I can't begin to imagine walking up unexpectedly on this beast.
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Is the dog whisperer/handler included?? The dog house alone to house that monster would be bigger than my house.
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Hey, Joel.........I thought that dog looked kinda like your "Bowgie." (can't spell it).
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Well...'cept for the fact that Bogie is white, and a male...yeah, they look like IDENTICAL twins! 
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