Topic: DUMB BLONDE JOKE ALERT!!!
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Lifetime MemberHOWELL, NJ - USA
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me.
I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in, and
shows
him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table..
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He
takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a n ice cup of tea, and then ...."
He sighed, "...let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.
me.
I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in, and
shows
him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table..
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He
takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a n ice cup of tea, and then ...."
He sighed, "...let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.
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Thats a good one
Steve, Lifetime Member #129
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Why do you guys want to pick on us poor ol' blond fellows..... 
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