Topic: EMERGENCY FLASHERS....
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A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The redhead driver eases it
over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and
opens the trunk She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the
rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men
are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to
approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the redhead of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What's
going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
the road?" he asks.
"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the redhead.
"Those are my emergency flashers
over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and
opens the trunk She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the
rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men
are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to
approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the redhead of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What's
going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
the road?" he asks.
"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the redhead.
"Those are my emergency flashers
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GOOD, Tux, GOOD!
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TUX!!!!!!!!!!
There is no substitute for low end torque! 
TUX..................you suck.................
just kiddin...........
just kiddin...........
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Did you get the hair color right????
Great one Tux 
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Only a redhead would come up with something good like that!
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[QUOTE=greypoupon69] Only a redhead would come up with something good like that! [/QUOTE]
Uh Huh...... Uh Yeah Rite.......
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Uh Huh...... Uh Yeah Rite.......
Sounds like it could be a blonde or a redhead. That leaves just brunettes and black-haired women. They could never do something like that, could they??????? 
Larry
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