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Engine work

Posted: 4/18/06 1:18pm Message 1 of 6
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kstyer
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CUYAHOGA FALLS, OH - USA
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Vette(s): 1975 C3 Red, T-Tops, Black Interior. All I need is time and money! Getting there!

How do you bore an engine?

Tell it your life's story!   




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Engine work

Posted: 4/18/06 2:46pm Message 2 of 6
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Vette(s): 2005 Daytona Sunset Orange Metallic Coupe --------------------- Sold 1974 T-top, 4 spd to BillKS

Good one, Ken, but maybe you'd better stick to teaching instead of being a comedian.




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Engine work

Posted: 4/18/06 6:09pm Message 3 of 6
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Theres a million comedians out there,and we"ve got a teacher - mechanic telling jokes,what can I say ,Ken we love you


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Engine work

Posted: 4/19/06 8:48am Message 4 of 6
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Vette(s): 1972 T-Top 350 auto, matching numbers,Blue, ac

Don't give up your day job. Gotta love a gearhead comedian

Big Al





Engine work

Posted: 4/19/06 6:00pm Message 5 of 6
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Vette(s): 1975 C3 Red, T-Tops, Black Interior. All I need is time and money! Getting there!

I drive a Vette with no paint, you know I have a sense of humor.

I have an aunt that once told me I have a dry sense of humor.  I said I will grant that, but then my question is What is a wet sense of humor?

She hit me.  I don't know for sure what she was thinking, I can imagine.  I didn't hurt, but she hit me.   Now that made me laugh!




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Posted: 4/20/06 9:54am Message 6 of 6
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Vette(s): 1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold 1975 L48 4 speed

AHH , Those were the days. When adults really knew how to get thier point across to young people.                Yes,,  I remember it well, being the son of an Army sargent.




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