Topic: ENOUGH SAID....
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Lifetime MemberGreensburg, IN - USA
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Mind you that I would never try to sway anybodies Presidential choice so with that I post this excerpt about our two dear candidates.
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican
>> > candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There
>> > was
>> > much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a
>> > week-long
>> > ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.
>> > The
>> > candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win
>> > the
>> > election.
>> >
>> > After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the
>> > contest
>> > take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota .
>> >
>> > There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out
>> > separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch
>> > for
>> > counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of
>> > the
>> > first day, John Mc. returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.
>> >
>> > Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was
>> > just
>> > having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would
>> > catch up
>> > the next day.
>> >
>> > At the end of the 2nd day John Mc. came in with 20 fish and Obama came
>> > in
>> > again with none.
>> >
>> > That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said,
>> > 'Obama,
>> > I think John Mc. is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go
>> > out
>> > tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see
>> > just
>> > how he is cheating.'
>> >
>> > The next night (after John Mc. returns with 50 fish), Harry said to
>> > Obama, 'Well,
>> > tell me, how is John Mc. cheating?'
>> >
>> > Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's
>> > cutting
>> > holes in the ice.'
>> > Experience Counts
WHO KNOWS MAYBE I STAND A CHANCE AFTER AL
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican
>> > candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There
>> > was
>> > much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a
>> > week-long
>> > ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.
>> > The
>> > candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win
>> > the
>> > election.
>> >
>> > After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the
>> > contest
>> > take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota .
>> >
>> > There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out
>> > separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch
>> > for
>> > counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of
>> > the
>> > first day, John Mc. returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.
>> >
>> > Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was
>> > just
>> > having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would
>> > catch up
>> > the next day.
>> >
>> > At the end of the 2nd day John Mc. came in with 20 fish and Obama came
>> > in
>> > again with none.
>> >
>> > That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said,
>> > 'Obama,
>> > I think John Mc. is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go
>> > out
>> > tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see
>> > just
>> > how he is cheating.'
>> >
>> > The next night (after John Mc. returns with 50 fish), Harry said to
>> > Obama, 'Well,
>> > tell me, how is John Mc. cheating?'
>> >
>> > Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's
>> > cutting
>> > holes in the ice.'
>> > Experience Counts
WHO KNOWS MAYBE I STAND A CHANCE AFTER AL
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Lifetime MemberTemperance, MI - USA
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TUX, YOU DA MAN !! 
I agree, Experience Counts
Tux you could win, just look at how many votes your "crumy" pictures got cha. 
But just how much weight can a vette chassis really carry?
With all that armor plating on it.
I think you better stay here and continue to be our "TUX da MAN" 
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ALL THE WAY WITH TUXMAN!
corvette440hp
Go Tux Go! I'm surprised we haven't thought of that sooner. I volunteer to be your campaign manager.
Lets get goin Bro, Your runnin low on time. Maybe like Mcain you can find a gimmick to be your runnin mate?
Lets get goin Bro, Your runnin low on time. Maybe like Mcain you can find a gimmick to be your runnin mate?
Yeah, Tux, good idea. I've got the perfect VP for ya, MICKI. Bet she could whup up on both Palin and Biden in those debates. 
You could start the Shark Party know you'd get all the C3VR votes. 
I've got the perfect VP for ya, MICKI. Bet she could whup up on both Palin and Biden in those debates. You could start the Shark Party know you'd get all the C3VR votes.
Larry
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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