>> There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

>> 

>> 

>>   >1. He called everyone "brother"

>> 

>>   >2. He liked Gospel

>> 

>>   >3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

>> 

>> 

>> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

>> 

>>   >1. He went into His Fathers business.

>> 

>>   >2. He lived at home until he was 33.

>> 

>>   >3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he

>> was God.

>> 

>> 

>> 

>> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have

>> been Italian:

>> 

>>   >1. He talked with his hands.

>> 

>>   >2. He had wine with every meal.

>> 

>>   >3. He used olive oil.

>> 

>> 

>> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have

>> been a

>> Californian.

>> 

>> 

>>   >1. He never cut his hair.

>> 

>>   >2. He walked around either barefoot or in sandals.

>> 

>>   >3. He started a new religion.

>> 

>> 

>> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have

>> been

>> Irish:

>> 

>>   >1. He never got married.

>> 

>>   >2. He was always telling stories.

>> 

>>   >3. He loved green pastures.

>> 

>> 

>> But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could

>> have been a Woman:

>> 

>>   >1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

>> 

>>   >2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who

>> just didn't get it.

>> 

>>   >3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was

>> more work to do.

>> 

>> 

>>   Amen.